yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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