How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.