She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.