ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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