Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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