Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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