thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
