she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm really into asian looking animals
We need to rekindle our bromance
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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