I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
