She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
