don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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