wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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