plz talk dirty to me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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