your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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