You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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