Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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