I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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