why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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