Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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