dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.