Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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