he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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