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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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