last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
