We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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