But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
