Midget sex pt 2 tonight
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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