we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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