So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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