Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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