sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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