Someone shit on the floor
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
tell me about the fingering
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