the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
