it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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