That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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