Can i not drive my cunt home
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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