If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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