Sponge bath it is.
i just google imaged poop.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
