Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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