I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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