i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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