my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Randomize
