I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There r osticjed everywhere
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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