I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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