i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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