i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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