5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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