his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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