I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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