We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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