How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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