Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
