I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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