I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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