We won't sleep together?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We talked him into tasing himself.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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