Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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