do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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