if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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